I HUGGED A PANDA!!!

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The good news is that:

1) I did not get mauled as some of you (ahem) may have believed.
2) I did not get arrested for trying to bear-nap panda cub.
3) I did not get arrested (and possibly shot on sight) for attempting
to hug additional panda by hopping into their enclosures (tempting as
it was...the wall was quite low).

The bad news is that:

1) I didn't get to skoosh one for very long :( I thought I'd get at
least a few minutes, it was more like 30 seconds and 4 photos. In
hindsight, however, I think that pandas (being that they're kind of
anti-social) probably prefer this.
2) I can adopt my own panda for a lifetime for ONLY $68,000. Fundraiser time?

Do Not Call Registry

REMEMBER:  Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month.
     REMINDER.....   all cell phone numbers are being released  to telemarketing companies and you will start to  receive sales calls..

.... YOU WILL BE  CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call  the following number from your cell phone:     888-382-1222.
It  is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only  take a minute of your time... It blocks your  number for five (5)  years. You  must call from the cell phone number you want to  have blocked. You  cannot call from a different phone  number.

HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS  ON .. It takes about  2 seconds. 

(Thanks Kat)   

Awkward Family Photos (via @dmackdaddy)

Hilarious!


 

Happy Holidays...

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No, I don’t think he will develop "mother" issues, do you?
 
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Inferiority complex in the making…  
 
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Obviously if he woke her up she’d try to escape  
 
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Wearing the same earrings is where he drew the line. Everyone has their standards
 
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Suzy would have never known there was tension if it hadn’t been for the burning sensations coming from both sides of her head.
 
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Mom and Dad love was infectious...everywhere. (look in background)
 
 
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Everyone has a guardian angel...but they aren’t usually that much taller than you, *Pat or Pat?
 
 
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Some girls would have been devastated that there prom was being held at KFC...these girls embraced it.
 
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Do you think this bowtie is too loud with this shirt?
 
 
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We are lawyers you can trust. Look.... we like kitties.
 
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Sometimes when you're happy and you know it, you don’t need to clap your hands.
 
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Well, she wouldn’t have cried if you hadn't sat her on the lap of a deranged
cracked out bunny missing an ear!

 
 
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This young man dressed up as the elderly version of Smoky the Bear
 
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It should be noted that cooking is dangerous and should be done with bellies and chest hairs covered. Thanks
 
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FDLS????  MORMON??? 


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I love my sister. I .....love....her...so....friggin....much
 
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No coming out necessary for this guy!
 
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You guys might have a gun but I have TWO cats! Now what Suckas??


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Sara finally had something to smile about.


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Its so great that everyone could make it to graduation, even Cousin Derek, came in from Steroid rehab.
 
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They never understood why Kevin always felt left out.
 
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Every girl should have a dream...even on her period
 
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No, No, I don’t think the stump is too much at all....
 
 
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What’s a champion without his umbrella?
 
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At least he was wearing a seatbelt...
 
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Jazz Hands!
 
 
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Who needs pacifiers when you have these?
 
 

 

 


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Black Friday / Cyber Monday / Christmas Sales

Hello Friends,

It's that time of year again!  Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Christmas sales are upon us.  Dealio.com has put together a comprehensive list of all the leaked Black Friday ads & best Cyber Monday deals.  We're adding new sales daily!  Please help me out and forward to your friends and family.  

Black Friday Sale Information
Cyber Monday Sale Information
Christmas and After Christmas Sales (this will be updated as we draw closer to my favorite holiday) 
http://www.dealio.com/after-christmas.html

Thank you :) 

Helen 


One good polar bear story... (thanks JB)

Check out Dealio for online coupons and deals

A forward from my friend JB.  I think my heart just exploded.

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Polar Bear: I come in Peace
 
 

Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear
 coming upon tethered sled dogs in the 

wilds of Canada's Hudson Bay. 
 



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The
 photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the
polar bear wandered in.
 

  

  

  

  

 

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It's hard to
believe that this polar bear only needed to hug someone!
 


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The Polar Bear
returned every night that week to play with the dogs.

Thanks @johnz_place for directing me to the video.  Even cuter, if that's possible!


[The List] Pictures that make you go.....Hmm!

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Date: Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 8:42 AM
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PICTURES TO MAKE YOU GO...HMMMMMM???




















 

 

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